I go out to pubs and clubs, as young people are wont to do. And when I come home, I often boot up my laptop and go on Facebook/Twitter and type things that I later look at and say: “What?!” So it was no real surprise when I woke up one afternoon, checked my WordPress, and saw that I had made an empty draft post simply entitled “tights”. I had given myself no indication of what I wished to write on the subject of tights. I have no idea what prompted me to make a draft entitled “tights”. But I have decided to fulfill the wish of my inebriated self. Here’s a post about tights, and why they are awesome.
- They require little-to-no effort
Wearing tights means you don’t need to spend hours shaving every millimetre of your legs/putting on fake tan. Anything that eliminates the “need” for fake tan gets my vote.
- No worries of knicker-flashing
If your skirt blows up Marilyn Monroe-style in the wind, all people will see is your lovely tights. If you want to do some cartwheels or high kicks or overly-zealous dance moves, all people will see is your lovely tights.
- They are warm
And in this country with its unpredictable climate, it sure is nice to have that extra bit of warmth.
- They look cool
You can get tights in all sorts of colours! You can get tights with crazy patterns! You can even get tights with a sheer bit on the thigh to make it look like you’re actually not wearing tights but sexy suspenders! Look!
That concludes my post about tights and why they are awesome. I hope drunken Valerie is happy with what she started.